Diary of a Mad Galley Wench - Part 2 - Chapter I - The Journey Begins (again!)

By Terri Robbins

Well, after three seemingly short years of being land-locked, my Cap'n Dave awoke one August morning and said, "Honey, let's go sailing!". I said "Ok!" We both turned in our letters of resignation by week's end, and began the laborious process of preparing for departure to, again, points unknown! We learned a long time ago not to set plans in stone when it comes to where we plan to sail. All we knew is that we were headed SOUTH - where ever the winds and currents take us!

Much to do! Much to do! We immediately took inventory of our gear and began ordering parts and equipment. New dinghy and outboard were first on the agenda. We needed to replace our holding tank, as well as our drinking water holding tank. Needed a new sail repair kit, new stainless steel mounts for the wind generator, anchor rollers, charts of the Keys, new TV/VCR, updated Waterway Guides, new laptop for my journal,,,, the list grew larger and larger! We soon became on a first-name basis with our UPS and FedX delivery people, who were almost daily bringing "boat toys" to our door!

Poor ole' "Patience" needed new paint on her bottom, as well as in the galley. Sails needed mending and the teak needed some TLC. Running lights needed re-wiring, as did the masthead light. We worked like the devil to get her ready in time for our planned October departure date. It was indeed a labor of love!! By the time we were finished with her she was outfitted to the hilt, and shiny as a new penny!

Now came the fun part! Provisioning! I made multiple trips to the wholesale grocery store. The poor bag-boys shuddered to see me comin'! I'd usually end up pushing two grocery carts filled to the hilt with canned goods! Each and every one I marked with my magic marker as to content and date purchased. This time I also developed a computer spreadsheet of every item purchased, used, replaced and the costs associated with it. This ended up being one of the most valuable uses for my laptop! I was able to, at a moments notice, take stock of my ship's stores, rather than having to rummage through lockers looking for that can of non-existent tuna (or whatever!). I have since set up that spreadsheet for other sailors and customized it to their needs. As a matter of fact, Cap'n Dave and I became known as the "computer tutors". Surprised how many folks have computers on board!

October 8, 1995

The day has arrived at last!!!! We were indeed GOING SOMEWHERE! Our good friend Jim (you may remember Jim and Lisa from my previous "Diary" in the Abacos,,,, a.k.a., the "boinkers") piled the last of our equipment into the back of his truck and drove us to Little Washington, North Carolina, where "Patience" sat patiently awaiting our arrival. Jim also, knowing my fondness for Tequila, brought me a farewell bottle of Quervo 1800 and brought my Cap'n Dave a good bottle of rum (AAARGH!!).

Arriving in Little Washington, and stowing the last of our supplies, it was time to say "farewell" to our landlubber friends and put good ole' "Patience" in the wind! Jim also took us to "Patience" in 1991 when we left for our first Bahamas adventure, and, as then, he stood on the end of the dock and waved at us until we were out of sight. I brought out the binos and, much to my surprise, he was still waving as we both faded into the horizon. It felt good to have the sun on my face and wind at my back! With a little sadness mixed with A LOT of excitement, we were finally on our way to begin the most exciting journey of our lives thus far!

My Cap'n Dave's brother, Steve (one of the four drunk men and a parrot on "Patience" in the Abacos) had a little 22' sailboat, "Freedom", and planned to sail along with us. He left several days earlier, and we were to meet up with him in Beaufort, North Carolina (one of Blackbeard the Pirate's old hangouts and one of my favorite ports!).

We hadn't been sailing more than half and hour when we heard someone hailing us on the VHF. It felt good to hear, "Patience, Patience, Patience - Moonshadow" It was a neighboring sailboat in the marina. Our friend, Jim, requested he call us and tell us that,,,,,, we'd left our spare fuel tanks (full) in the back of his truck!!! Not wanting to turn back at this point we carried on and made arrangements for friends to meet us with the tanks when we got to Beaufort.

En-route up the Pamlico Sound we crossed paths with another neighboring vessel from our marina, "StarPort". She is a HUGE red and white catamaran that her captain, Vic, spent quite some time building. It was the first time I'd seen her under sail. He must have had the autopilot on because he was lounging in the sun on her bow with a woman I'd never seen before. When he saw us he stood up and waved wildly, knowing we were embarking on our journey.

Vic had watched us prepare "Patience" for this cruise, and the day before we left I had driven down to the boat to stow provisions and build a "potato box" (no more airborne potatoes for me! They HURT!) and a new chart holder. I had my head stuck way down into one of the lockers and I heard Vic on the dock behind me say, "Terri, you'd better not get off that boat! All us guys are trying to figure out a way to auction you off!! Do you know how hard it is to find a woman that's willing to sail off into the sunset!" I laughed and invited him to "go with", joking, of course. So,,, I found it interesting that the next day when we past him he had a "babe" on his deck! I grabbed the binos for a closer look, and I smiled inwardly with delight, hoping he'd at last found his "sail mate"! Vic is a young, very handsome musician, with a passion for boat building. Why no young lady hadn't scooped him up before now was beyond me!

Our first stop for the night was in historic Bath, North Carolina (another Blackbeard haunt). Very quaint township. Not even sure if it has a traffic light! Lots of history here! A new public dock had just been built, and, although it was only about a two-hour sail to get there, it was at least a start. After securely docking I went below into the galley and started the now familiar task of preparing our first meal of this unpredictable journey on "Patience" while Cap'n Dave took Bart (the macaw) out into the cockpit to watch the sun set (and have some rum!). It will still never cease to amaze me how good food can taste on a boat! I prepared a simple meal of tuna and gravy mixed with a can of Veg-Al, served over rice, along with a nice glass of white wine (Cap'n Dave had Rum). Something one would probably NEVER prepare on land, but it was without a doubt delicious in this setting!

Tomorrow would be a long day's run to Oriental, North Carolina, and wanting to get a first-light start, after dinner we bedded down for the evening. First night back on "Patience", and all was, once again, right with the world!

October 9/10, 1995

With the excitement of it all I awoke at 0500, put on a fresh pot of coffee, turned on the VHF to hear NOAA weather, and took Bart out in the cockpit to watch the sun rise. The deck was moist with dew, so I took a towel and shined up our portholes, enjoying every moment. My "SPECIAL TIME"! Memories abound! A school of ducks swam up and I found a tasty morsel for them. I was anxious and ready to GO! Dave's not the early riser, and I try to be patient and quiet until he's ready. But, today it was difficult!

We finally put her in the wind about 0530. It was a beautiful, cloudless morning, nice breeze, but NOAA had called for rain in the forecast, so we tried to make the best of the weather. We made great time, experiencing a few drizzles along the way, but nothing uncomfortable.

Upon our approach to the entrance channel to Oriental I was at the helm when this extremely inconsiderate power boater named "Mardi Gras" (I always check boat names as they pass for future reference!) zoomed by and nearly swamped us. I'm used to these guys now, though their rudeness always rubs me a bit, and was just hoping he wasn't going to the same harbor we were. I turned into the wake, and, though a little discomforting, nothing dramatic. At this point I was almost glad to receive his wake! Made me realize I was, indeed, on an adventure that many only dream about,,, and,,, this was PART of it!

Next thing I know I hear someone on the VHF calling this guy,,,, NUMEROUS times,,, telling him he was entering the channel entrance incorrectly and,,, TOO FAST and would most definitely go aground! The calls became almost desperate, AND MUCH MORE FREQUENT! Not wishing anyone any harm, ever, though still a little ticked off that the guy was so generous with his wake, I grabbed the binos and watched the excitement. You could still hear his engine revved to the hilt. I re-checked my charts and I could see what the guy on the VHF was talking about. As you're coming down the Neuse River there are severe spoil banks along the coast. To enter Oriental's channel you have to go pretty far out into the river and round the channel markers. Well, this guy, obviously ignoring ALL the rules of the water, decided to take a short cut across the spoil banks and bypass the channel markers. He must not have read his charts, but I've long since learned that just because one has charts, doesn't necessarily mean one USES them! Funny how there are a few "sailors" out there that figure if there's water, you can go there!!! Wasn't long before his loud engine came to a screeching halt! He was AGROUND, and in an area few boats could get to! I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but smile as I turned "Patience" towards the first channel marker and eased her on in, passing near enough to wave at his grounded vessel. He DIDN'T wave back! (Bad Sport???)

We set the hooks in Oriental behind the breakwater about 1600. I had steaks for the grill, and we settled in the cockpit for our usual sundowner cocktail. Nice sunset!

We were simply relaxing, enjoying the evening air and watching the stars begin to peep out, one by one, when I noticed a shrimp boat tied up to a nearby dock. I commented to Cap'n Dave that she was listing strangely. We looked around the harbor for a familiar boat, more from habit than curiosity, but saw none we recognized, although there were several boats anchored in this harbor, and we wondered how many of them would become future steadfast friends. It was nice, quiet and peaceful. We decided to remain here another day and take care of some minor repairs that we'd postponed, knowing they could easily be done underway.

Next morning, for a change, Cap'n Dave awoke before me and put the coffee on to brew. I could smell it, and awoke to hear him going up the companion way into the cockpit, when all of a sudden he yelled, "Terri, come look!" I am now quite accustomed to having my full wits about me when awakened suddenly on a boat (remember when we came down on old Bill from "Sarawak" our first seemingly peaceful night in Marsh Harbour???? …when I learned that finding you're pants in a boating emergency is not a high priority!!!!), so I jumped up and flew up the companionway. Dave said, "what's wrong with this picture?" Still rubbing sleep from my eyes, and adjusting to the morning sun, I first looked to see if we'd drug anchor. Breakwater seemed in the same place,,, so I was confident we were holding well, so I went back down below to put more clothes on. Almost irritated at the "guessing game" I returned to the cockpit and continued to observe, when it finally hit me. At the nearby dock was a strange sight,,,,,, a set of outriggers sticking about 3 feet out of the water! That listing shrimp boat had sunk!!!! It wasn't long before all these, seemingly, little men began milling around the dock, pointing and shouting,,,, throwing their hands up in obvious dismay. Soon a Coast Guard cutter pulled up and began putting out oil catchers, divers donned their scuba gear and were swimming all around it,,, firetruck came. Cap'n Dave and I fixed our morning coffee and settled into the cockpit to watch the morning's activities. Quite exciting, but I was feeling very sorry for the poor captain and crew of that working vessel. Shrimpers are hard working individuals, and these poor guys were more than likely out their livelihood, temporarily at least.

Oriental is an old fishing community, with lots of charm. North Carolina has so very many quaint towns, rich with history, and beautiful people! So, after coffee and a light breakfast we lowered the tender and puttered into "town", which consists of quaint bed and breakfasts, many arts and gift shops, and a nice waterfront restaurant. We sauntered over to the marine hardware store (one of my favorite places to shop!!!) and bought some new cable for the GPS, a few new pulleys and shackles, a new jib hank, a bit of new line, and Dave took me into a little gift shop and bought me some brass sailboat earrings. I immediately put them on, and they have become part of my daily attire.

We called home to let everyone know of our where-abouts, then crossed the street to have lunch in the waterfront restaurant. This is a nice, laid-back community. Little to no traffic, everyone has a smile to share, and the smell of a local seafood packing house permeates the air (a smell you have to get used to, but I was ready to smell the ocean again, and it was heaven's scent! Spending most of my life in Florida it brought back memories of "home"!)

We decided to head back to "Patience" and complete those minor repairs. I was on top refinishing some weathered teak and Cap'n Dave was busy running new wires to the GPS. Busy, busy, busy, and enjoying every minute of it. We were working so intently, each with our own agenda, that we barely noticed when a dinghy pulled up along side us. A neighboring vessel had tried to hail us on the VHF, which we didn't have on at the time, to tell us we were dragging anchor!!!! I looked up, and to my amazement, we were only about 30 yards from the breakwater! We are quite used to quick plans of action, so I immediately started the engine as Dave clamored to the bow to pull the anchor. I moved "Patience" a little further up into the harbor, and this time Dave put down two anchors! Needless to say, neither of us could relax, and both of us were constantly poking our heads up to make sure we weren't dragging. We had only set out one anchor here because the current was light and not much breeze, but evidently the holding was poorer than we had anticipated! Live and learn! Just nature's reminder that she's in control, and you gotta watch her every minute, because she's just waiting to catch you with your guard down!!!!

It began to rain quite heavily, which was my cue to grab my bucket and scrub brush, plug up the scuppers, and give ole' "Patience" a good bath! Most everyone was doing the same, and we all ended up waving at each other and laughing like kids. When the rain stopped the closest vessel to us dinghied over and introduced themselves. They were a young couple who had just sailed over from Germany! They invited us to town for dinner, but, still not comfortable with the holding situation we politely declined, and invited them over later for cocktails at sunset. This has been an exciting day!

October 11, 1995

More rain in the forecast today, but we're anxious to put some water under our sails, so we went ANYWAY! We hoisted the dinghy and secured her, stowed most of the gear, and headed SOUTH!!! Next stop was Beaufort, and, though not a particularly long haul, the weather would undoubtedly hinder our progress, so we again got an early start. Leaving Oriental the clouds began to roll in, and not long after we passed the last channel marker it began to rain, and rain hard! Visibility became ZERO, and we relied on the GPS, solely, for guidance, hoping another vessel wasn't ahead. We had to cross the Neuse River, which in reality, was only about three nautical miles, to enter Adam's Creek, our first leg of the ICW this trip. This crossing was rough and unpleasant. So rough, in fact, that we lost a belt sander overboard. First loss of the journey! At the time, however, we were more concerned about getting across the river and into the protection of the ICW. I could see a bright schoolbus yellow sailboat not too far in the distance, and saw her round a corner and disappear, so I knew she'd probably entered the ICW and was counting the minutes until we could do the same. If she hadn't been such a bright shade of yellow I doubt I would have even noticed! Finally entering the "ditch" the waters quieted to a dull roar and the rain slacked off a bit. There is a curve in the ICW near marker "7" at Cedar Creek where a private channel continues straight. Approaching this curve I noticed the bright schoolbus yellow sailboat had mistaken the private channel for the ICW and, rather than turn to starboard, kept going straight! MISTAKE! They were aground, and had their dinghy launched trying to pull them off, and the boom swung far to starboard with a guy hanging off the end bouncing up and down trying to dislodge the yellow boat from the shallows. I watched with the binos and saw them move, and, after we passed them they got off the bank. "Patience" doesn't have a powerful motor, and today we were traveling strictly by motor, so the yellow boat soon passed us.

This wasn't the end of the excitement with the yellow boat. Nearing Beaufort there were some channel markers recently downed by a boat gone awry, and undocumented shoaling. There, at one time, were two entrances to Beaufort right before the bascule bridge. One being at one time a shorter path to Beaufort, the other stays within the ICW. The yellow boat decided to take the shorter route, and I heard a local SeaTow outfit trying to hail them, over and over and over, to warn them of the recent shoaling and missing markers. We couldn't see where SeaTow was seeing us from, and deduced they were either on the bascule bridge, or on a high widow's watch nearby. I was amazed that they would indeed try to warn anyone,,, that being their livelihood and all, but, was pleased non-the-less. Apparently the yellow boat didn't have their VHF on, or were out of range. Finally SeaTow hailed us (Blue sailboat,,, Blue sailboat,,, astern of Yellow Sailboat,,, Please Answer! This is SeaTow. Over!) and asked if we could possibly flag the vessel down. Waving and yelling didn't do it, so I put on my bright yellow slicker and stood on the bow waving a pair of yellow foul weather trousers trying, in vane, to get their attention. All of a sudden we saw them turn on a dime,,,, do an about-face,,,, and retrace their path. Evidently their depth sounder gave them fair warning, and they cautiously made their way back to the ICW. A near miss!

It was only about twelve miles down the ICW to reach Beaufort from Neuse River, so, even with the rain and poor visibility we were able to make it by 1300. Pulling into the Town harbor we were amazed at how crowded it was! Hard to even find a place to set the hooks! Taking our time and scoping the situation out we spied "Freedom" and anchored near her. No sign of Steve on board, who was obviously sitting at some dockside lounge having a cold one, and more than likely saw us come in.

We set the hooks (well!) and, as always, sat on "Patience" a good hour before leaving her, just to feel comfortable with the current, swing, holding, etc. We decided to lower the dinghy and head for shore to look for Steve (and join him, perhaps, for a cold one??? Or two???). Also decided to stay within visual range of "Patience" JUST IN CASE….

Finding a nice waterfront restaurant and pub called "DockSide" we went inside to order two beers and took them out onto the deck to check out the harbor's activity. When I went back into the pub to order a second beer I noticed this tall, tan, muscular, short haired blonde woman sitting at the bar talking to an obvious local fisherman. She had a strong German accent, and, mentally I named her "Fraun Hilda". The only words I could understand from her conversation were "Bobby Lou" (and all I could think of was Ricky Ricardo!). She intrigued me, and I felt I'd like to get to know her, and probably would!

At the DockHouse you can "buy" showers at the nearby bathhouse, and buy a dinghy dock permit. I decided this was going to be our new point of reference for anyone who wanted to wish us a last farewell.

I called home for a progress report, and learned that several of our friends were coming to meet us here in Beaufort. Two were bringing our forgotten fuel tanks, five more were just coming to hang out with boat people in a cool little boating town, and,,,,, our old sailing buddies Kim and Kay from "Blue Whale" (who sailed with us in the Abacos homeward bound around "Don't Rock" behind Whale Cay Passage naked!) were coming as well!!!! I'm so excited I can hardly contain it!! We hadn't seen them in three years! They were en-route to Ft. Myers to prepare their new Tayana 37' for an extended two-year cruise. I'm psyched about tomorrow! Closing now!

October 12, 1995

Friends coming! Plans to make! Laundry to do! Excited here! I awoke early and took the dinghy to town (yes, new dinghy, new motor, Terri is MOBILE!) Was able to make it to shore and do some last minute provisioning, and reserved the mid-morning for laundry. I was just finishing my laundry and walking back to the dinghy dock when,,,, I ran into Kim and Kay ! Happy! Memories!!! Abaco Memories! The most SPECIAL kind! They had just pulled into town, and, helped me back to the dinghy with my laundry, and we agreed I'd transport it out to "Patience", send Dave back for them, and await their arrival. So, that's exactly what we did. Cap'n Dave brought them aboard "Patience" and, they, wielding lots of munchies and crunchies they well know boat people savor, boarded our humble abode and shared their bounty (they brought their OWN Rum!) (sorry, but I still HATE rum!).

I had taped a good movie, "Captain Ron", and I prepared a light meal of cheese, French bread, white grapes, good vibes, and they brought their own Vodka and grapefruit juice. We sat in the cockpit and watched sunset, then brought the VCR outside and watched Captain Ron and had popcorn desert.

Kim and Kay spent the night on "Patience", and, next morning we all seemed to awake at the same time. They were leaving early today, so we were wanting to savor every moment of their time with us. Kay brought some wonderful coffee, which I put on to brew, and, in the meantime we sat on deck to watch sunrise. Well,,, what do you think we saw??? You'll never guess this one! Kim was sitting on the bow,,, me checking anchor lines, and Kim whispers (because it's still sunrise time,,, not many folks up), "Terri,,, come up here!" So, I did,,, and he pointed to this small head in the water. I recognized it right away, and totally went into a fit of laughter!!!!! It was my "Fraun Hilda" swimming across the channel with a canoe line between her teeth,,,, TOWING THE CANOE! Hard for me to even tell Kim why I was laughing,,,! I guess you just had to be at DockSide to see this strong, viral, short-haired, tanned, blond German-speaking lady, whose only words I could understand were "Bobby Lou" (Ricky Ricardo???) towing a canoe across the harbor,,, between her teeth! TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS! She and I will meet again, I KNOW this!

Well, it would take a lot to top that morning's events, so, still chuckling I went below and prepared a breakfast of Huervos Rancheros, along with orange juice and muffins. We feasted and laughed and took a long walk down memory lane. It was so good to see Kim and Kay again, and we tried to cram as much into their short visit as possible. But, alas, they soon had to leave us, and I was sad to see them go!


To Be Continued.......

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